valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

(via i-havent-slept-a-wink)

seagreeneyes:

duhpercy:

new years resolution/??more like new years revolution!!!!! DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT!/!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1/./!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via redthecolorofdesire)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via tyleroakley)

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

(via tyleroakley)